A Complete List

• Despite winning World War II, they still kept the Klan
  No brainer really, only in a land as free as America could you win a War against racism but still contribute such a well-know reknowned organisation.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt
  For a long time, Australia thought it was the best at pushing television stars into singing. Example: Kylie Minogue, Jason Donovan, Natalie Imbruglia. Now America is showing us the way. And you can bet they'll do it better.
• Nuclear Arse-anal
  Russia's Nuclear Arsenal is probably a lot more dangerous - to Russians. But the USA can boast a complete Arsenal that is Y2K compliant. At least, that's what the CIA wants you to think. Which brings . . .
• "Intelligence" "Organisations"
  Unlike the MI5, MI6, Israel's Secret Police or ASIO, America has far, far cooler "intelligence organisations". Only the CIA can "organise" the bombing of the Chinese Embassey in Serbia on the basis of "an old UBD". Only the FBI could be run by an (alleged) transvestite. And only the Secret Service could guard not only the President but also computer hackers. Oh, and only America could claim Rosewell was, with a straight face, only a weather balloon (as opposed to the vessel of caucasian inter-galactic space aliens with large heads and almond eyes that we all know it to be).
• The Internet
  Unlike the French, who used their 'internet' for useful purposes like getting bus tickets, buying food or checking train time tables, America has given the world the World Wide Web. The Web (as industry people like to call it) boasts millions of pages of useless information and a lot of pornography. If it wasn't for the web, Australia couldn't try and censor it. If it wasn't for the web, intelligence organisations couldn't get any information. If it wasn't for the web, Murder Simulators like Doom wouldn't have gained their cult appeal. And, if it wasn't for the web, the art of one-handed typing would have died out a long time ago.
• English v2.1
  Most people seem to think the English language started in England. Well, it did - but America has created one of the world's most recognised upgrade. From time-saving features like dropping the 'u' in colour, to the slow elimination of irony, English v2.1 is must-have upgrade for all English users, throughout the world.
• Madeline Albright
  England thought it had the monopoly on angry women in power, but America has gone one better. Not some prissy-pansy like Hillary Clinton or Olivia Newton-John, Madeline Albright is the real deal. A poster-pinup for the politically conscious, she's the Real Deal. Which reminds us . . . . .
• Coca Cola, McDonalds and Capitalism
  From an organisation that sells brown water with bubbles and sugar in it, to a fast-food vendor that's only 'food quality' requirement is temperature, America knows how to sell. Capitalism has taken the world by storm. Sort of a Domino effect really. In fact, the only places it hasn't taken off are ones where the US Military has shot people. Like Vietnam. Oh, and as a web user, I must say, Microsoft is really swell with lots of neat features. Did I mention that this site is best viewed with Internet Explorer?
• George Lucas and Star Wars
  Yes, without America there would have been no Star Wars - which means that movies may never have become so crassly commercial, lacking in plot or artistic direction and special FX may have never got so huge. It's a good thing, trust him. For more info, click here.