Scum's Birthday: Massively gigantic Party

Scum turns 21: Biggest Party in the World Planned

Wild Party Man, Scum, turns 21 on Monday.

Wild and crazy party man, Scum, turns 21 on Monday and he has organised one of the greatest parties the world will ever see. In his usual sociable, people loving style, the highly socially adjusted Scum will be partying long and hard with nery a computer in site. There will also be "a bunch of hot chicks there too".

His friends have long regarded Scum as the life of every party, a guy whose super efforts to befriend everybody have become party folk-lore.

Fun Quotes

"Yeah, I remember the time that he came to this party, like, 5 hours early and then left just as it began!" says Mr. Sticky (Anonymous Skinny Man).

"I've never been to a party that Scum has attended - that's just how inaccessible this cool guy is," said Ray Desviado.

"He's a wild man!" salivates Mr. Vargeanu.

	"Yeah, I remember the time that he came to this party, like, 5 hours early and then left just as it began!" says Mr. Sticky (Anonymous Skinny Man).
	"I've never been to a party that Scum has attended - that's just how inaccessible this cool guy is," said Ray Desviado.
	"He's a wild man!" salivates Mr. Vargeanu.