Macrosoft is an organisation devoted to making your wide world
experiences more Macrosoft oriented. By our very name, you can
tell that we are very open minded. More specifically, we are very
open to a lot of new ideas. In particular, we are very open to
the idea of being the only organisation in the wide world. On
occassion, we'll be nice to other organisations in the wide world
like Prune Incorporated run by that idiot Stiff Jobe. As if
they invented glassed observation walls. Graphical User Interface? More
like a Graphical Loser Interface. I digress, as long as Macrosoft
is around, your wide world experience can only get wider.
So if you're interested, proceed below!
Introduction/Abstract/Mission Statement
First, a brief word from the CEO.
Do You Have What it Takes?
Macrosoft are looking for energetic, open minded geeks with limited
social abilities and pronounced God complexes. At the same time,
they must be completedly devoted to Macrosoft Corporation, able to
competently socialise with fellow geeks and be completely sub-serviant
to upper level management.