Yep, I bought this fucken bastard. Lock stock and some pervert staring out of the window of his fourth floor office into some sea-gull's anus. Fucken proud I am, grand hunk of molten shite like this, creaking under the enormous weight of my fucken turgid arse. Your fucken right.

Yep, there's going to be a lot of fucken changes. I'll run this joint a bit like some of my media interests. A lot of fucken porn. Tits and Arse never did noone harm, unless your some disgusting cunt like Ted Mulray. He can fuck himself.

New and issues? That can go get fucked as well, at least until I find Ray. . Desviado that is. . . cunts probably lost in the desert. He'll need one of my fucken helicopters to find him. Stupid Bastard. Oh wait, that's right, we fucken left him there! Hah, stupid fucken print journalists.

Anyway, watch this fucken space, or just fucken click on Writers in and learn more.

Sincerely,
Kerry "Fudge" Packer.