Insane Tasmanian Senator Simultaneously Hero and Loser
Without technically doing anything
It's probably really good to point out that there is no proof
that Senator Harradine is actually insane. That was just put there
as a sort of joke, to get your attention. Of course, I'm yet to see
any proof that he isn't insane.
For our many international viewers, Harradine is a Senator in
Australia's Senate. The Senate is called the "upper house" because it
is next to the lower house but painted red. You can get some equally
fun facts at some kind of government website. I'm considering putting
one on the boycott page. When I say "I" I really mean "us".
When a Hero Comes Along
Some people will assume that Senator Harradine was a hero when he
blocked Australia's Goods and Services Tax. That is not true. As any
decent child-hating Capitalist will know, the GST is good because it
systematically removes poor people by making food too expensive to
buy. This is balanced by a system of income tax reductions that
enhance the ability of rich people to buy things they don't need from
countries other than Australia, like Casinons. Or Management. This
ensures that Australia remains at the fore-front of Economic
Development with the highest Current Account Deficit manageable.
So, How is Harradine a hero? Simple - he single handedly made the
entire voting population of Australia believe he was the only
politician in the Senate. Pretty impressive. Oh, he also managed to
convince the ruling Government to table an Internet Censorship bill.
That can only be a good thing.
To Fight and Be Strong (I'm a Loser Baby)
So, as you might expect, Harradine is a loser for the simple reason
that he rejected the GST. Without the GST, Australia is lost. How
can we possibly have a Budget Surplus without a 10% blanket tax? Sure,
one is forecast this year (even deducting the sale of Telstra). But
really, that's quite irrelevant. The GST will only make Australia a
happier, more pleasant place to live - by consolidating money into the
rich upper middle class. Long live the Patriachy!