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Hey Spunion
Entertaining but i have a few issues...

1. Star Wars came out in 1977 - the year of my birth - YEAH!
2. It's Obi-Wan Kenobi, not Obi Won Konobi (heresy!)
3. There's no power generator in the throne room. Go watch the movie
again. While fighting Darth Maul, they actually moved up a few stories to
eventually end up at the power generator where the force shields were.
4. Obi-Wan had plenty of experience and if you'll just remember, he was
ready to take the test. His training was almost complete. He didn't have a
rebellious streak. In fact, Qui-Gon Jin was the rebellious one. Obi-Wan's
character was "...inclined to the strict observance of the rules laid down
by the Jedi Council." He only pressed the issue about Anakin because he
promised his dying master he would.
5. The Queen DID say that she had to take the long way. Refer to issue no.
3. Regarding supposed Ambassadors having to walk through shield generators
- that's a moot point. The shield generators were on a completely different
level and no one ever said that ambassadors did not like to take the scenic
route...
6. The speed at which he was going at was giving him 'engine trouble'
because that important whazzit was falling off, der.
7. Did Ben Hur have the force? No. Besides, he only raced against other
humans. He didn't have infinitely interesting race partners that walked on
their hands or had slave masters with chin pubes.
8. I don't care WHERE Natalie Portman is from, I just thank God she's
alive! Hubba hubba.

A Star Wars fan
(female)

RIGHT OF REPLY

Jesus, that chick what posted about star wares is a dumb f**ken
bitch. If I was a big f**ken media mogul I'd have some goons
sent around to smack her dumb f**ken head all over the place. Leave
Mr Sprogmo alone and stop baggin him you slut. Who f**ken cares
how you spel obywan knobbly. star wares was a f**ken movie anyway.

Sprogmo, keep kicken arse on your hotsh*t f**ken web page. I
think your tops. And dont take no sh*t from no dumpy slurry whores.

Sincerely

Kerry "Fudge" Packer